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( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:57, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening
Humid weather and cycling has left me sweating like a rapist, but I'm not even a rapist. I just hope the police don't use sweat-profiles to catch rape-suspects.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)

A very good point Spak.
The weather here has been most woo all day, although presenting this morning made me sweat like the aforementioned surprise sex merchant!
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:28, Reply)

I wonder if our co-workers can read our intentions through our sweat patterns?
Must feel a bit odd to be listening to a presentation when you think the presenter is about to rape you.

As usual, I spent too long indoors to enjoy the weather. I plan to go paintballing this weekend, but the weather-forecast seems unfavourable.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Especially as I was presenting about something rather boring - to me at least since I've heard it a million times -
in French.

Am not in the habit of raping people, though.
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

In French eh?
Maybe they mistakenly thought 'viol' meant 'violin' instead of 'rape'. So all this time, they thought you were going to do something with a violin.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Yep. SNCF types came to see us about our department since everyone is curious.
Nearly lapsed into Izzard-French when I stumbled over my words at one point...
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I always find it easier to understand English speaking peoiple speaking French
Not sure if it's because they talk slower, or because they include toomany English-isms.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

I'm really trying to get the Englishisms out of my French at the moment.
Fortunately I work with a lot of native speakers (as you'd expect where I work :) so it goes two ways, really.

The one mistake we won't correct is my colleague saying 'basically' with 'a' as in 'hat' rather than 'hate' because it's absolutely adorable and makes women go weak-kneed.
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I like having foregn-isms around. Adds to the diversity.
At my company, we've also got a tribe of Frenchies, a Mafia of Italians, some assorted Russian speakers (not sure how many of them really are Russian), plus goodness knows howmany other people from goodness knows where else.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)

We have 13 French speakers including me, two Dutch speakers,
two Arabic, one Spanish, one Italian, three German and one Portuguese.
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

evening you guys!
bbq AGAIN this evening, that's like 5 bbqs in 7 days ;-)
lamb and veg kebabs with a side-order of ginly goodness!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

NOM. Want.
Am composing an epic of a gaz to someone while flatmate plays Burnout Paradise on the PS3 and contemplating dinner although I can only feasibly make pasta or baked potatoes tonight...

Evening Monsieur!
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Evening B69
It is indeed Kebabecue weather.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Kebabecue!
i like that LOL

gin too, let's make the most of the weather...
house is really getting close to finished now, got loads of the tricky plasterboarding done today.

had a day out with my 2 lovely girls yesterday, Camelot then Blackpool no less...got fleeced at the darts booth on the north pier, but won a big cuddly mouse for not-so-baby-blaireau so all is cool. van ran sweet as a nut too, which was nice cos i spent £969.42 on it the day before...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Evening all
Another fine day at the office over - Bbq ftw! How's everyone apart from sweating like cornered nuns?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Plotting something fun for my week off in July
and wondering if I can feasibly order in for the third time in a week. Flatmate and I will need a tab at Domino's before long.
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

We knew things were bad when we started getting vouchers
by mailshot adressed "Dear Pizza Lover" ........ The motherfuckers.

It's chippy day at work but I have toil in the afternoon with a 1230 finish. I've been wondering if I could stretch it out a bit so I could have kebab meat with chips and salad .... I had the meat sweats last time.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I wouldn't mind but I'm overdrawn and payday's a fortnight away.
It's just so convenient and I can do it from the PC and stay on b3ta at the same time...

We don't have chippy day :( half the girls are on diets and no one can be arsed to suggest it. We do have cake for pay day though!
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

It's the advantage with working with unself concious fat bastards
What fun thing do you have planned?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Hmm
I'd like to know as well...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Well I am counting on your presence Mr Pot :)
even if we do end up going to the thing I don't want to go to.
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

We don't have one either.
But we do have a cake-afternoon. It's as if happylittletulip is secretly directing things from behind the scenes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

It's these theatre types
You have to be very careful of them. We know how to use the dark...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Ah yes, the dark.
Perhaps that explains why the lightbulb in the mens' toilets at the office wasn't working today. Speaking of which, here's a tip in case something like that happens to you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

AHEM
I am a tech. We do not need lamps on order to see (a bulb is something you plant in the ground). We develop sonar.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Sonar in darkened mens' toilets
the alternative to vision.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Is that like
using the Force?
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

.
But if Luke Skywalker tries going to the men's in the dark with Darth Vader and only one of them has the Force, the other would have to use their Force kin to their advantage.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Well, exactly.
Don't want to know what the outcome of that would be although I expect it involves levitating urinal cakes...
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

If they were those donut-like ones
a ring-toss game could be played.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

"ring-toss"
Where's Tourette's when we need her?
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

.
I think she's graduated from Finbarr Saunders to Johnny Fartpants.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

A good point.
*wants to come to a bash to see this in action*
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

you two are proper rude!!!
seriously, i mean, ahem, er...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

You'd better hurry
or else she'll pick another Viz character.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

"sweating like cornered nuns"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and ha!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)