NEWSFLASH!
They've checked the security footage at his house, and discovered the cause of his heart attack.

He was hit by, he was struck by, a smooth criminal!

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:48, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Probably already been linked but still
www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:00, Reply)

Damn you, that was my pun!!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:13, Reply)

:)
Today's mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:42, Reply)

^ good one
tresbian
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:53, Reply)