Humiliating tasks for a friend's stag do
It's a friend's stag night tomorrow, and we've been told to come up with a set of small tasks for him to do designed to humilliate him. These may or may not include props. If you can think of any interesting suggestions, post them here. BTW it's a Red-Dwarf themed stag night. One of my friends is trying to find the most embarassing outfit he can find for the groom to be and we're all going to claim there really was an episode in which it was worn.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think the theme is enough for me really

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Ha - beat me to it
I was just thinking 'what could be more embarrassing than a Red Dwarf themed stag do?'

I am still unable to beat this in the cringe-inducement stakes.

Jesus fucking Christ how gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I didn't know DiT was having a Red Dwarf themed Stag do?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah, Spak just revealed the great surprise

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

How about you
ask him in the middle of the pub if his cock does that pre-cum thing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

WINNAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

And of course
Get him to show the pub if it does or not.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Take him to the toilet, tell him you're going to play a prank on everyone, by filling condoms with some hand-cream.
Drop a condom in everyone's drink, and get them to down it, get them to be like "No, I'm not doin' that", but get them eventually to conced to doing it (because everyone else is doing it, and nobody wants to be a pussy on a stag night).

Except the one in his drink, use real jizz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Get an ex to walk in and warn him about a clamidia test that turned out possative.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Get him to pull a tranny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Get a stripper, get her to lap-dance for everyone excpt him, and get him to pay for it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Boozy Ice Cream.
/house
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Get everyone to swallow a pill, everyone else is getting Tic Tacs, he's getting Extersy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Get someone to mug him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I'll do that.
If I get to keep his stuff.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)