Y'know if this Michael Jackson death is a big publicity stunt
That would make for one helluva comeback.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:03, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

He already looked like one of the zombies in his video.
I think he's been dead for years.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

There's a great post on /board of him doing the thriller video, then same pic for 2010.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I'm hoping they'll get someone else to take over his concert on it's opening night, like maybe all his family.
And then, after the show opener, he'll appear.

That would be great, except for all his family who arn't involve, thinking he's dead, I don't think they would apprechate that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

It's a scam
he's done a runner with the ticket money.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

He did
try and be Jesus at the MTV awards once, maybe he is going for a second Easter?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I honestly don't think he's really dead.
He's got too many debts and is not capable of doing those concerts. One easy solution? Get in the attic with Lord Lucan, Shergar, Jim Morrison and Thora Hird.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Maybe him and Jade will rise together, forming an unholy union of spectacularly overrated tabloid shite fodder.
And the fans, the fans shall crys tears of pure, sycophantic joy.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

You forgot Diana
And Baby P. You bastard. With MJ it's difficult. People won't know whether to open a book of condolences or to wave placards celebrating the death of a dirty paediatrician.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)