Haha

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh look who it is

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Ha!
Did you miss me?
Did ya?
Did ya?
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
*rolls eyes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

No.
I NEARLY DIED LAST NIGHT IN A FIRE.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Yeah but you DIDN'T
so MAN THE FUCK UP and get over it.

Michael and Farrah are DEAD man! You have another chance! Seize your life with both hands and MAKE THINGS HAPPEN!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Haha!
I bet you wish I had died.
You're such a cunt Al.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I know
I shouldn't have set fire to your brothers car and rolled it into your house.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Exactly.
Funny thing is that I was outside smoking about forty minutes before this all happened.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Mmm....crispy bacon smell.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

My pink house
Has scorch-marks on it.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Then this is truly shocking.
I love your cutesy little pink house.
How is your fambly?
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

They're ok.
My brother's a bit sad about his car bursting into flames though.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Oh dear.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

That's understandable
can he claim on the insurance?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

You're talking about country folk, Al.
He'll just steal a replacement tractor from someone else.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Bloody thieving country folk
GET OFF MOI LAAAAAAND!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I'm not sure you could be destroyed by fire.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Too soggy.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I don't want to risk finding out.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Fire kills Vampires
and russians.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

No it wouldn't kill him
He'd just reconstitute himself from the ashes like the vampire he is!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)