fuck me you lot are boring today
either that or I can't find where the action is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:41, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll show you where the action is
*points to groin*/The Todd
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

You let
The Todd shit on your groin?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

hang on, are we talking about the Todd from Scrubs
or the annoying one from /talk?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Ew!
The one from /talk is WEIRD.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

and annoying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

and WEIRD!

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

weird too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I hear she's annoying
and a bit weird as well.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Yeah, and annoying.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Oooo OOooo OOOooo
I heard she's weird too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Did you hear that she's annoying as well?

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I don't know her, but I reckon she's annoying.
And quite possibly a bit weird to boot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

And annoying
And weird.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Oh!
You heard that too?
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I have no opinion on how weird
or annoying she is. Other than the fact that she's weird and annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Oooh,
Diplomatic!
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Diplomatically weird and annoying
like the Todd
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

She posted a suggestion
that our profiles be allowed to be longer so she could fill hers up with even more crap fantasy artwork.

MM replied pointing out that profiles were perfectly big enough at the moment and she should stop putting so much shit up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

also she's annoying and weird
I suspect that has more to do with her not having sex than her alleged asexuality
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'll tell you where the action is
the action is down at Wembley Motherfucking Stadium bitches.

And in the Wetherspoons at Baker Street from 3.30pm beforehand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Let me know if it's better or worse than the 02.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

BBC HYS.
All about the jackson-bandwagonning.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

This made me chuckle
Michael Jackson's song "You Are Not Alone" came on when we were almost home, having driven back from my Mum's funeral - most of which, even now, I have blanked from my memory. But I remember this song and how much it made me cry - and still does - because it seemed somehow so appropriate and so very well-timed! The words go "You are not alone......I am here with you..." Even if she isn't for me - I am for her! And I hope that now Michael is fully at peace!

It must be awful losing one of your parents, but to have to listen to You are not alone on the way home, that's fucking horrific.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

This is fucking great
Please do not say a man like Michael Joseph Jackson is dead as I find this disrespectful to say the least. Greatness never dies but lives with us forever. So why say He Michael is Dead, Lets show some respect!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I told you,
That's where the party's at today.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

This from the Daily Mail website
Seriously, who is red arrowing all the comments? that's just shameful. We might not all have the same opinion but show a bit of humanity to those who are clearly shocked and saddened by his death.

And for those of you with the negative comments, didn't your parents teach you if you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all. Oh, and never speak ill of the dead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I'd have replied with
fuck off you caaaaaaaant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

This is the top recommended reply
This man meant little to me. He was mentally unstable, sqwandered great wealth that could have saved literally millions of starving children yet he chose to live in a fantasy world of theme parks ,child like environments/bizarre excess
I am sorry and respectful to his fans and family, but have perspective. He lived as a weirdo,had talent, but ultimately was an unhappy recluse who gave pleasure to some, but undoubtably unhappiness to many others, RIP - let the legal battles begin for his $$$

I think that's quite surprising for HYS
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

"let the legal battles begin for his $$$"?
That needs a minus-sign in there, surely?
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

What the fuck is this one about
am in love with Michael Jackson he is the apple of my and my potental wife.
i cryed for 5 hours after i found out he died i think everyone should forget about the bad thing he did and focus on what he did for the people of the world. he is an amazing singer and performer and his concerts are AMAZING ! he will be truely missed babe 09.
heres too Michael Jackson. AWOOOOO
i will get drunk in memory of the beautiful darling baby :)(L) x

Jessica, wigan
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

what?
and I say again. what?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

this is weird
y r ppl acting like its the end of the world,i can c y his family n friends would but y ne1 else,u neva knew him he was not yre mate he was a celebrity thats it no more no less,

deborah hailes, luton, United Kingdom

Normally the people who can't type complete words would be jumping on the grief wagon, surely?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

This story
has cheered me up though
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1195469/Wonderbra-unveils-strapless-bra-stays-place-aid-revolutionary-finger-design.html
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I bought one of those yesterday.
£32, but was the only one that looked right under my bridesmaid's dress.

It does indeed have finger shaped stitching on the inside.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

POILE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

I don't know what 'LE' stands for
:(
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

the answer to your question
is IT'S AT WEMBERLEE STADIUM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)