I nominate
V
Vguin
Catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:46, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

*glees*
Catface,
He's a got a big cat's face,
He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat
and he flies through the air because he's got a cat's face.
Catface!

Me and DiT sung that to many levels of awesome.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I just misread "awesome" as "autism"
Fancy a saucer of milk?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I would if it didn't make me gag
I'm a rubbish kitteh.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Yes!
That was one of the highlights of my weekend!
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

If that's the case I now see why you're excited about going to Barry Island.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Barry's terribly excited too.
He's looking forward to having his house razed.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I heard that his dad, Barry,
has bought new batteries for all the smoke alarms, especially the one in baby Barry's room.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)