Who do you want to nominate to face the vote out of the QoTW house this week?
It can't be Wormulus btw, I'm the equivalent of Davina McCall in this hypothetical B3taBrother.

Your 3 nominations please.

So far we have:
eds meds
Vipros
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:14, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There won't be an eviction this week
I'm going to flounce out in a blaze of glitter and spittle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Wormulus, for lying.
Ed, for lying.
Psychochomp, for being shit.
Vipros for failing at amusement.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

wasted nomination
I'm safe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I just needed to make you aware that you're shit.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

amendment
QOTW house TGB's cavernous vag
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Just for that
you're safe this week.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

sweet
that's quite a result
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

as I am the house
does that mean I also can't be nominated?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

No
If you get evicted we have to turn you inside out.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

....ok
Weird mental image
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

makes me think of squid

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Weird?
Or annoying?
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

would that not mean that either
she is the only one inside, or she is outside and everyone and everything is inside?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

*brain melts*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
But as being evicted means leaving her vagina we have to make her entire body leave her vagina which would mean turning her inside out.

I think.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Well
I'm sure I won't get nominated as I am loved by all and you all love living in my massive vagina
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I think we should evict Eds Meds for being a creepy dangerous fantasist.
And not in the fun way most people on the internet are.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I'm just glad
That I'm not most people then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I'm actually a 300-year-old Vampire Lord.
PRETENDING to be an internet loooooser.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

No you're not
You're just Kaol, PRETENDING to ba a 300-year-old Vampire Lord.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

very much
he is a proper creep.
/edit I mean Eds Meds, not our Kaol - he's a cool vampire ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

This is possible a bit NSFW due to underwear
Our Host
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Hahahaha!
This is PICTURE OF THE DAY.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Still no icons?

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Nope :\

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Arse
If you haven't got em Monday I'll gaz cr3 about it.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Are you sure
Kaol is actuallly looking at his update your profile page? Because he is quite stupid
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Not in the slightest

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I'm looking.
Your Name:

Board Sig:

Update your password:

Profile:

Donation Icon:
You must donate to get a donation icon.
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Brilliant
*saves to wank bank*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I nominate
1. TGB
2. Eds Meds
3. TGB
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I nominate
V
Vguin
Catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

*glees*
Catface,
He's a got a big cat's face,
He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat
and he flies through the air because he's got a cat's face.
Catface!

Me and DiT sung that to many levels of awesome.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I just misread "awesome" as "autism"
Fancy a saucer of milk?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I would if it didn't make me gag
I'm a rubbish kitteh.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Yes!
That was one of the highlights of my weekend!
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

If that's the case I now see why you're excited about going to Barry Island.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Barry's terribly excited too.
He's looking forward to having his house razed.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I heard that his dad, Barry,
has bought new batteries for all the smoke alarms, especially the one in baby Barry's room.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I nominate:
1. Captain V
2. Al
3. Clendrix
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

You're not getting out of here than easily!

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Haaaaaaahahahaha
*runs away from the firestarter*
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I DIDN'T START IT.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Lets hope we all get evicted
We can all go somewhere nice, you and Al can make lovely food and I can just get pissed to entertain you both.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Oh yes!
Actually, this sounds like a great idea.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Hell yea
Can't get enough of Al's pork sword especially when you've got vokda to go with it.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Christ, no one nominated me?
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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

You're the annoying one that gets kept in
to maintain media interest.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Bugger
But I want to get a job and get myself off OT. It's a long weaning process.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

If you try to escape, you will be stopped.
Even your kendo stick won't save you.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Will my swords save me?
I can slice and dice with them
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

*presents V*
Prove it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Oi
How am I supposed to get drunk and entertain you when I've been diced...you're planning on cooking me are you?!
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

No probs
He only knows silly kung fu type stuff.

beheads V, uploads it to youtube, gazzes everyone with it and puts it on links
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Goshin Jujitsu thank you very much!
Not sure how I'm talking without a head but never mind.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

...
Why haven't I been nominated then?
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

NO one cares

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

And for when she sticks a bottle up her vaj

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I nominate
VC

Are you sure?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

is that ever going to get old?
it seems unlikely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

You forgot to
fall over a dog.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I accidentally parked my bar stool
on a dog last night. He was not impressed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)