Oh no, not you again.
Moon Balls.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:09, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

worse still
nah fuckit, im not mentioning passports

in other news, what the shuddering fuck?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4eewGrEbg&feature=related
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

THIS IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE MUSIC
I am now very angry.
Nice work.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Aqsweum3c&feature=related
get your laughing gear around this then
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

*copies and fucking pastes*
Oh this is better.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Is that the fuckin' nonce who sent you those children photos?
Fuckin' 'ell Clendrix, that was a bit heavy, even for here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

This is Nonce Central

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I'm quite shocked really.
Well, not really, some of you lot at the b4sh0rz did look a little, you know, you know, like one of 'em.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

That was Dok.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Hahahahahahhahaa
Trudat
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I borked my bra on Dok
Got a lovely new one from Bravissimo though, thanks to your directions :o)
Sorry, was that too fluffy?
BIG DOG'S COCK!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Thinking about your tits ain't fluffy.
Not from where how I'm sitting.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Is he the one who's inter-pumping VC?
They got their uglys out on webcam for eachother yet, or are they waitin' 'till her parents leave the house? because it doesn't matter if she's half way across the world, if they catch them at it, the flight ticket and baseball bat will be worth every single bloody penny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

No, Dok's got a fiancee in Dorset.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Listen here sweet tits, he could be getting married to Racheal Stevens next month, don't mean to say he ain't gettin' his willy out for some underage clunge on webcam.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Oh I think that's a given.
Sweet tits?
Ha!
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I've felt em and yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

*preens*

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah', when you gazed me those photos, me and all me mates agreed, they ain't bad for an old chick.
They were shocked when I told them you wern't even in your mid 40s yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Why thank you!
I'm surprised you could even see them, tbh. How long til you've actually wanked yourself blind?
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I'm gonna save that last one 'till you get your brillo pads out babe ;)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Ah Gonz...
forever on the edge of blindness.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

haha, BURN.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)