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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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/bites knuckles to keep from laughingms CHCB! that was meeeeeeeeeeeean.
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It's not my fault she's so unattractiveFucking with my eyes closed only helps so much as her old, leathery skin feels disgusting.
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Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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Not just yetI need to go eat some grass now that CHCB has let me go.
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Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:17,
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try hemlock.Same emetic effect but slightly more lethal.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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No no noThe things CHCB forces me to do make me feel awfully sick so I find it best to just get it over and done with.
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Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:20,
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do they leave a bad taste in your mouth?(why am I even bothering to set you up for these gags?)
(and yes, you can pun on the word gags too)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:24,
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you were actually fucking the couch.I'd given up on your intolerably unskilled thrusting and had gone for a nice cup of tea and a party ring.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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Says a lot about youThat I couldn't tell the difference...
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Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:19,
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Says a lot about youthat you didn't stop
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:20,
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What can I sayIt was more satisfying that you'd have been.
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Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:21,
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same applies to the tea and the party ring(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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