OH MY GODZ
VC doesn't like me. Man my whole world has just come crashing down.

Somebody hold me please?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*holds*
*with knives*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Never said I don't like you,
just that I don't like your cuntishness. When you're actually nice - and you mean it - then I find you fairly pleasant to be around. When you're not - well, I've said it all already.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

You've never been around me
And I am never nice and mean it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!
You have been nice. I have a coffee shop in some northern moors somewhere to prove it.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Awight Darlin
Long time no see, you moved into your new digs yet? I have no concept of time so forget when people are doing stuff....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Extra long time to reply
Am moving Wednesday.

ARRRGGGHHH!!! I have a LOT of possessions.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Time for a good clean out then!
Sell sell sell!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

You are assuming anyone would want to buy
any of the old crap I'm prepared to part with.

Charity shop and skip m'love. You're going to have to learn how to live with boxes.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

You can build a fort!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Oh yeah!
I'll build a giant cardboard box fort. And fire those little polystyrene balls at passers by. That'll make the neighbours like me!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

No need to get hung up on the technicalities
Just because they're not giving you a reach around doesn't mean they're not fucking you.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I would,
But I've got both hands on the back of Capt'n V's head.
He's under my desk, y'see.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I hope
You still provide the small Vietnamese boy for him to sit on. One must maintain standards you know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Nope.
I prefer the mat-of-interwoven-orphan-babies.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Oooooh, get him.
Moving upmarket? Show off.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

*shrugs*
A gentleman's gotta do his best.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)