Sliced themselves open
With a Stanley Knife.
Was bleeding a lot, and I can still smell it.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:30, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

VAMPIRE
VAAAAAMMMMMMPPPPIRE

PS. Answer my gaz fucktard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

What gaz?
OH YEAH, I LOST IT!
LIKE YOU LOST MY NUMBER :(
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

:(
It was an accident. I lost all my numbers but obviously yours was the one I most held dear to my heart and I have been crying about the loss of it for days
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

You didn't ask me to remind you of my number
*cries*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

She knows yours
Off by heart.

01279-CATFACE
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Wrong
I don't have the same area code as you!
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I got that off Bill
But changed the name so you are in my phone as Catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

That's not my area code either...
I figured you might have the same one as Stortford :p
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I figured the same thing about you

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Nah,
I've got The Mystery Code.
There's about three small towns and a few villages with it.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

is it making you hungry?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I've got confused feelings.
As the guy whose hand it was just started working here.
And he's my brother :\
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Oh my
How long before he lets something catch fire then roll into a building that has sleeping people in it?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Few days,
I reckon.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I've seen The Lost Boys
(about a million times)

Your brother can save you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I love that film.
It's the only reason that I'm tempted not to get my hair cut tonight.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Don't cut your hair!
Which reminds me... pub time tomorrow =D
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah :D
I'm getting it cut tonight.
But I'll be wearing my hat tomorrow.
Which I've finished painting now.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Painting your hat?
You're talking about the cowboy hat right?

*sighs*

I don't think I want to be seen with you tomorrow.

:edit: I mean ever.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Yeah!
It's black now.
So I get ten Evil points every time I wear it.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

How's that my fault unless they were reading this and I enticed them to do it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

too early for lunch?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I am tempted to go and lick the tissue.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)