I was on Spreadshirt yesterday
and I made you guys a Meme Shop, as inspired by Labia Majora's badges:
http://chcb.spreadshirt.net/-/-/Shop/
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:23, 29 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Shit! Superb!
I want that bag.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Ditto on the bag.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Needs more
Honda Accord
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

hear hear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

ok
will add it later
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

actually
the Honda Accord one should be a picture so that might take slightly longer as they have to check and approve all vector graphics.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

There should be a vector tits one too

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

And a cavernous clunge one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

And a polar expedition one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

hahah
I soooooo want an are you sure tshirt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Why did you wiggle your arse at me and then run away?

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I can't remember
Was that Saturday night?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Yep.
But I didn't see the message until much later cos I was AT THE FEARTER.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Get you, what did you see?
I'm glad it wasn't Friday night that I text you as it'd have been much ruder!
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Stephen Fry's 'LATIN! Or Tobacco and Boys'
Really funny.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Yes
Buy me one bitch as you were the only person who didn't buy me a birthday present
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Just return the favour by not buying me one
Simples!
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

These are brilliant!
I need an MTFU t-shirt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I was in a meeting with some well-to-dos the other day.
One said, 'Well, I suppose we just have to accept it.'
Another said, 'Oh, I do believe the phrase is "man up".'
Much guffawing and enjoyment of the street speak of the lower classes.
It was all I could do not to shout, 'Man THE FUCK up. It's man THE FUCK up, people.'
But I couldn't. I have rent to pay.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

you should have done it
the glorious thing about my job is that I could probably get away with that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

You should have
I told a manager to MTFU. He took it as a joke, which is why I'm still at work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

You know,
they probably just would have looked bewildered.
I'm the bit of rough around here.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I bet you are
Phwooooaaaarr! *rubs thighs*

I'm the 'rebel' in work, I calls 'em how I sees 'em. I don't take no shit. I'm a free spirit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Let's steal a car
and rob banks.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

We can be like Thelma and Louise
Clendrix, no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

*dies happy*

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)