Urgh
One of the most disgusting substances known to man. If you come anywhere near me with that, for any reason at all, you will get kicked in the vagina.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I love it when you talk dirty

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Hmmm
Add the following to the list:

Mayonaise
Salad Cream
Butter replacement spreads
Cheese
Milk (if drinking)
Hot drinks

:edit: And with that I'm making my way to the pub.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I know the list,
I've been perusing the Meat cookbook with the list in mind.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Don't forget the most important one; seafood
Why did I forget the only one that can kill me when making my list of food that'd make me kick people in the vag?

*is actually going now*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

...your life insurance policy...
how up to date are the payments on that, exactly?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

She doesn't have a vagina
Only a pair of remarkable, if rather unsavory, testicles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)