Further to my bodies thread down there
what do you want done with your body once you've shuffled off the coil?

I'm going to donate mine to science.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:42, 68 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I would like to be buried
anachronistically. So that I will puzzle archaeologists of the future.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

You just want a free entry to the bodyworks exhibition.
Sheesh. The lengths some people will go to.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Coated in gold,
Electrified, then put back on my throne.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

you're undead.
I don't think you get that choice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I want knives made from my bones
They are to be used to stab people on the list you'll find in my bedside drawer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

hahahaha

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

hopefully I'll be prattling on with my girls
and if thats the case, no one will ever find me
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Pie
Pie is the future... I wish to be baked into a big pie with crimped edges
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Not sure yet
Either cremated, donated to science or something completely mad that I've yet to come up with.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Have your ashes
Set into a giant resin tube, that's the collecting vessel for one of those horse-wank-tubes?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

you should get
stuffed and mounted.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Been there.
Done that.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

You don't normally get stuffed while mounted?
Poor V... poor V...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Hang on...
I'm a scientist.
Is this your way of hitting on me?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Me? No

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

You are NOT a scientist
A degree in a science subject does not a scientist make.

You're a menace that's what you are.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I'VE GOT A LAB COAT!

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

AND SCALPELS.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

AND A NATURAL CURIOSITY.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

That's right, shout.
That's how all the best people get their ideas across.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Hey, it worked for Hitler.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

yes, and I've got 8 inches of rigid silicone in the shape of a cock
but it doesn't make me a man.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

True
But your pendulous, swollen testicles do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

you forgot
"sweaty"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

How could I forget?
I can still taste them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Correct.
Your Y-Chromosome does that.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

*slices V's throat*
Well hello...
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Eh?

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Just removing you, darling.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

:(
Why aren't I allowed to join in? It seems grossly unfair that I should have to miss out on such a wonderful lezzfest.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You're only 12 years old.

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

* raises 'eyebrow' *

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I have two
:edit: Stupid reply in hard to read place.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

*prods V with a stick*

( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

No go away!
I'm not yet ready to wiggle my bottom for you again.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

two lab coats?
Excellent, let's roleplay.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I have a lab coat too, and work in a 'lab'
But I'm staying out of your games.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Why have you got a lab coat?
In case the pixels contaminate your clothes?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Old boss made us wear them to look awesome when visitors came 'round
Sadly there's nobody here fit enough to pull off the 'nothing-but-sexy-lingerie-under-the-lab-coat' look.

So I had to step up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

*cries*
I really want to see Labs in his white coat.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I don't have a pic to hand
I have a zombie-labcoat-bloodied-lab though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*sees*
Phwoooooar!
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oh dear god
The mental image makes me want to scratch out my eyes and knock one out at the same time.

Lab in suspenders...phwoar.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I'm honoured
I think.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

You have no choice in the matter
*produces chloroform*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Cool,
you be Cameron, I'll be House and he can be the patient who doesn't have lupus.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I'm not ok with this
Unless there's anal probing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

* unveils giant 'thermometer' *

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

*steps in*
I'm good at this.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

What do you think the 8 inches of silicone are for?
Or the lube I'm liberally applying to my fists?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

you've just reminded me I need to buy butter.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Urgh
One of the most disgusting substances known to man. If you come anywhere near me with that, for any reason at all, you will get kicked in the vagina.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Hmmm
Add the following to the list:

Mayonaise
Salad Cream
Butter replacement spreads
Cheese
Milk (if drinking)
Hot drinks

:edit: And with that I'm making my way to the pub.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I know the list,
I've been perusing the Meat cookbook with the list in mind.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Don't forget the most important one; seafood
Why did I forget the only one that can kill me when making my list of food that'd make me kick people in the vag?

*is actually going now*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

...your life insurance policy...
how up to date are the payments on that, exactly?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

She doesn't have a vagina
Only a pair of remarkable, if rather unsavory, testicles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

YOU'RE MAKING A COAT OUT OF LAB???????

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Saying it doesn't make it true.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

It does in his fucked up world.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

So nice I'll post it twice.
I already have donated my cadaver to science. It transpires that to be Von Hagenized you need to pay. A lot. So apparently there's a shortage of cadavers in the UK for med students & they were asking people top sign up. I did.

There's a bunch of paperwork involved but they basically take you for 12 months, cremate you when they're done with you & then send you to your next of kin.

I'm hoping my lifeless shell will end up being involved in some kind of med student/body snatching/weird kinky scandal.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I'd make sue to vist you in the museum
as for me, i'd most likely have my ashes turned into a diamond.

then i'd pawn myself
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I want to be preserved
All waxy like a Russian president.
Or maybe a life-like doll made of me so 'I' can still go out on the town. Like Weekend and Bernies, but not rotting away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Porno, old donate my body to the porn industry, think about it, it would be awesome
There has to be someone in the porn industry with enough low self esteem to fuck my dead corps... With even worst, some sick japanise person to buy it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

fired by catapult
to land on a flaming boat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I want my ashes to be injected into every man who's ever said no to me.
I'm a big girl so there should be enough to go around.

Bitter? moi?
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:17, Reply)