Fine, then I shall snog your girlfriend and you can't watch
suits me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:45, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

suits me also

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Awesomes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

*motorboats*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I'm sure I'll be there
I just don't want to sign up until I know I can make it.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)

*imagines*
Excuse me for a minute I have a slight underwear malfunction here.

:edit: What a mong; replying to the same post twice without realising.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:25, Reply)

huh!
And you just called me a mong.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:28, Reply)

he's a pretty little mong though
with splendid motorboating skills ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:30, Reply)

=D
*cough* new sig *cough*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)

hee hee :o)
Well, you were my first...
There's only one "s" in "endorsed" though, you mong.

edit/ now you've changed it and I look like a mong :-P
I'm off up the wooden hill now. Goodnight lovelies x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Thanks :)
My spelling is shit but had to play around to get something decent within the character limit. *goodnight motorboating*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)

mongtard!
ancrenne sent me a link for flatulence-filtering underwear - knickers containing a carbon filter...


tinyurl.com/nmshj9
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:29, Reply)