I see some of you haven't signed up to my bash yet
There's only five months to go you know, plenty of time for us to fall out and declare war on each other...

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20033

If BK can pimp, so can I.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, 32 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I apologise unreservedly for not signing up sooner.
Done now.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I should fucking think so too.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Please don't hit me.
Again.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

*wails*
*rubs lotion in*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

HARDER

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

If I'm signed up am I obligated to attend?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Yes
London's nice in November...well it can be nice if you like freezing cold weather
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

oh sure
I love the freezing cold

absolute favorite
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)

Ach you'll be fine then :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)

in fact, I love the cold so much I'm moving to Alaska

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)

I has the jealous
I wanna go there. It's much dryer than the UK apparently
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

And they have vampires

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Already done
Can't guarantee we'll actually be there, but we'll try our damndest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Oh you'll be there
they all float down here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)

I refuse to sign up

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Fine, then I shall snog your girlfriend and you can't watch
suits me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

suits me also

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Awesomes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

*motorboats*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I'm sure I'll be there
I just don't want to sign up until I know I can make it.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)

*imagines*
Excuse me for a minute I have a slight underwear malfunction here.

:edit: What a mong; replying to the same post twice without realising.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:25, Reply)

huh!
And you just called me a mong.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:28, Reply)

he's a pretty little mong though
with splendid motorboating skills ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:30, Reply)

=D
*cough* new sig *cough*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)

hee hee :o)
Well, you were my first...
There's only one "s" in "endorsed" though, you mong.

edit/ now you've changed it and I look like a mong :-P
I'm off up the wooden hill now. Goodnight lovelies x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Thanks :)
My spelling is shit but had to play around to get something decent within the character limit. *goodnight motorboating*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)

mongtard!
ancrenne sent me a link for flatulence-filtering underwear - knickers containing a carbon filter...


tinyurl.com/nmshj9
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:29, Reply)

I won't be coming.
Not at least until a few hours into the session.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:31, Reply)

I just signed up
but put a disclaimer in the replies.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 6:27, Reply)

Signed up
Almost certainly can make it! Sounds like a plan....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)