Today I've been reminded why I hate going swimming.
I got changed and into the pool and it was packed.

Why can't the receptionist tell you it's busy. I'm on my own and quite obviously not going in to dive bomb the children and piss about. I just want to swim up and down without having to stop every bloody minute.

I managed about 10 minutes of actual non-stop swimming and then gave up and left. I was going to complain but there was a big queue.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Take a tampon with you next time
and leave it floating around. The pool will be cunt-free in no time.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

This is why
I stopped going to my local pool. (Well, that and the fact that they charge you a $400 initiation fee.) I'd get there and it would be full of preteen kids screaming "Marco!" "Polo!" and splashing each other and throwing soggy things at each other, and parents ignoring them as they got radiation burns. For ten minutes an hour the kids would be kicked out for Adult Swim, but often that meant that they stood around and gossiped and no one could swim through.

More than once I was tempted to drag over an extension cord and throw it in.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

I still don't understand the rules about getting naked in the changing room at LA Fitness.
I mean, you get some blokes swinging a towel between their nuts while looking at the mirror.

I'll tell you one thing though, it's really helped some of my insecuritys, WINK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)