I've never really thought about this.
My thinking-part-of-brain isn't working well today either.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You HAVE one of those?
You learn something new everyday I guess.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah.
*sighs*
I got home at midnight.
Went to bed.
Got to sleep at five-ish. Got up at seven.
*yawns*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I'd planned an early night
I went to be about 2:00. I'm a retard but at least I managed to sleep I guess.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Damn you :(
AND I had a police car follow me most of the way home.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

That's no fun
I had one with his blues and twos on shoot past me on the A10.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Fuckin' po-lice.

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Hmmm...
I think I'd have "Ghosts", by my band.
Something great about me still singing even if I'm in a coffin.
Especially screaming "why do these ghosts keep following me?".
That'll do.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)

was listening to that yesterday
still good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Haha, cheers!
Just finished a new song about you, as a matter of fact.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Is it called
Boring Posts by a Bearded Man?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Hahaha!
As a matter of fact it is.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I didn't realise you said it was about me
until TGB's post.

Should I be honoured, or worried?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Well, it's about you
In the Al-sense.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

that's what I assumed
otherwise you would be weirder than I thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

And if you got it was about you
from my post it must be a fairly accurate description :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

I just know how your foul little mind works
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

fuck you
you gypsy slagwagon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

haha
I like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Haha!
That's delightful!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)

^ this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

You wrote a song about him too?

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I listened to Ghosts...
And like it...

(damn, didn't see your reply)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

*grins*
Thank you!
I think there should be more songs written about Vipros though.
Handy hint: "mighty beard" rhymes nicely with "fucking weird".
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Better
I'd rather use mighty weird and fucking beard.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

this has my approval

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

*grabs pen*
*Starts to write The Ballad Of Vipros*

Haha!
"shit" and "git". Excellent!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

And how lucky
that boring ryhmes with snoring
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I can't write songs...
He's damn boring
and mighty weird
but when you're snoring, he'll kill you all
[dramatic pause]
WITH HIS FUCKING BEARD!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I'm stealing this.
*whips out harmonica*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I did imagine you singing it when I wrote it
The pause would have to be completely silent (rather than just a pause in the vocals) with "with his fucking beard" screamed and a nice thrashy section staring after the line.

:edit: Thrash harmonica, you know you want it!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I'm loving the concept of Thrash Harmonica.
Get a distort pedal in between the mic and PA.
Crank it hard.
Bust out some sweet harmonica-goodness.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

sounds good to me
I'm liking the sound of this song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I would suggest that it is of no consequence
as I don't snore and am not boring.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

That fucking beard!
*shakes fist*
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)