What you meant to type was
This is what I wanted to write but chickened out and instead posted LIES on QotW to feel better about my autism.

Screenshot of your outbox with the message in it or it didn't happen.
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh it's you...
strutting around and moaning about stuff.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, Reply)

This will be sublime forever.
100% FACT
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Evening mrs
How's you?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Eve Nin
I'm alright, ta. Whining about the heat because I am BRITISH.
How are you?
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, Reply)

I am hot and sweaty
but I just cleaned my car and I'm looking on the internet for a new bike. Enjoyed any groups of men spunking all over your face recently?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, Reply)

A hot and sweaty Al?
Lovely.
And no to your question, which is rather shame as it would be more fun than anything else I've done today.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, Reply)

Boo
Maybe tomorrow?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

*lives in hope*

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, Reply)

You might want to avoid contact lenses
I hear if it gets behind them it really stings.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, Reply)

Only hear?
Alright there Al - I'll believe ya...
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, Reply)

'Lo Nutface.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)