*thinks about heaving and sweating*
I disagree.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:05, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Dammit,
How about retching and spewing?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Evacuation of bodily liquids isn't always a bad thing, young Kaol.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I don't like being sick.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Stop eating those shards of grim then.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

They're all gone.
Ate the lot.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Weirdo.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

You love it.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far.
But I don't mind it if it's happening far, far away.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I don't think I can get a visa
For Australia.
I'm only a waiter.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

We can ship you there
in a packing crate instead. It's all good
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

If you can speak, walk on two legs and have opposable thumbs
they'll snap you up over there.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Quick Kaol
We'll fetch CHCB then drive Clendrix's house in our crazymobile!

When she gets home there'll be three drunk crazy people in her living room =D
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

GET BACK TO WORK

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

NO

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

YES!

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

DO WHAT CLENDIX SAYS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Jesus fucking Christ
If you get sacked, do I have to sub ALL your bowling sessions from now on?
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I'm giving you that money at Bill's
And no.

*goes to work*
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Oh you're going to pay me back at the next bash?
*yawns*
Like, whatever.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'm going to molest you at the next bash

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Good news right here.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I talked to that nice research psychologist today
and she didn't mind me being crazy. In fact, I think it helped her research. She also said I couldn't possibly shock her, she'd heard it all before. It was nice of her to lie to me like that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)