We could wean him off iPods by tempting him with old fashioned foods.
Like, instead of lard and crisps, we could feed him salads and granola bars.

And then, just when he's thin enough to be seen in public, we send him to the Cadbury factory. It would be a sight worth seeing.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I want to go to the Cadbury factory
but only if I can eat everything I touch.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

eww Cadbury
chocolate doesn't really taste of much.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?
Well...?
(MyFakeName, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)