That's not good
I'd be taking myself down to A&E myself but then I had testicular torsion so perhaps I'm a little paranoid. Fortunately I've still got my balls.

Does it feel like you've been kicked in the nuts?
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

no
it feels like someone's really grabbed them and squeezed
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Hmmm
When I had my "complications" it felt like I'd just been kicked in the nuts (the point where you'd take a big, quick breath) but constantly. I can't remember the pain well enough to be certain but your description sounds like it could be a similar pain.

Going blue definitely concerns me, although I don't remember mine turning blue, as if they've somehow caught a blood vessel you're not going to be having much fun!

What have the surgery said?
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)

they're calling me back

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Aww I don't even have testicles
I feel so left out :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Wanna borrow some?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Why do you have a
jar full of them or something?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Pickled or preserved?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Well I don't think
I want to eat them so preserved will be fine. Maybe I'll make an Aussie styleee hat with balls instead of corks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

mmmm
sweetbreads
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Pancreas innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Mmmm...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Fair enough
Hope everything works out ok.

Looks like you might just need to have a wank: health.discovery.com/centers/sex/sexpedia/blueballs.html
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

V also offers
a fluffer service if you need a bit of a hand fnar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)

hahaha
fuck that
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Fuck that?
Bit of a challenge for you at the moment.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)