HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR WOOKIEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Please use this thread to post things to Wookiee on the occasion of his birthday.
If those things are abusive or unkind, he will appreciate them more.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:03, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HB Wookers, you grumpy sod.

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Happy Birthday wookie
Please don't fart.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Happy Birthday,
To my favourite goblin-midget.
Love and kisses,
Kaol.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Being kissed by you is a birthday curse, not a present

( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Is it difficult?

( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Is what difficult?

( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Being so shit?

( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Nope
The laxatives make it a lot easier.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Huppu buhduh
As Sylvester Stallone would say.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Happy Birthday
May you use your super Birthday Veto power for evil and voiding everything catface says
x
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

[vetoed by Wookie]
[vetoed by Wookie]
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Sorry
You never had or never will have the power of the Veto
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

*sigh*
I was trying to make it look like my post had been vetoed. It's a bit clearer now.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

See if you weren't such
a Kaoltard you would have explained yoruself better and I would have laughed.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Let's laugh anyway
but at rather than with.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Oh I thought
At instead of with was a given?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I had the power for one day and it was lovely.
And I protected V from Kaol.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah.
WHY?
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I can imagine
how angry that made him so good work!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I don't get angry.
This is a terrible lie.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Your face
is a terrible lie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

That was the best veto ever
Not because you were protecting me but because you vetoes his entire being.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

That's right...
it was the turn of midnight and Kaol tried to veto V, so I yelled, 'Kaol, I veto your entire being.'
Kaol told me I couldn't do that, so I vetoed his comment too.
And yes, he did get angry, especially in the face of V's glee.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

You're so full of win Clendrix
Will you marry me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Yes, I will
although I have already promised I will live with Lusty in our Home for Needy B3tans, so I guess we'll all have to stay there togther :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Ooh Lusty can be our bit of the side

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I believe the quote was
"You can't veto my FREE WILL!"
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Also,
I didn't get angry.
I'm incredibly calm.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

That's right...
that's why that bit was in capital letters.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I was singing that bit.
Thus the caps.
Whisper
Talk
latin
SING
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Cobblers

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Bollocks
Bollocks the size of Mictoboy's.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Look how many replies there have been!
Wookiee will be all excited and then just discover it's us lot arguing as usual :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Haha!
It's all V's fault :(
He's RUINED his Birthday.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Is birthday Latin?
Your system has broken down ALREADY.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaa!
Kaol is rubbish.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

No,
It's said with a latin accent.
Birthday.
Birthday.

SEE!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Latin is a dead language
only an undead would know what a latin accent sounds like.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

*sighs*

( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

This was a good one, Kaol and you know it.

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

He's probably already read it
but hasn't thought of anything witty to post yet. I can see his little brain trying to churn out Insult Goblin grade bile at us
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Whilst crying because it's his birthday
and stabbing himself on his cactus.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It's all true.
*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Don't worry...
I'LL BE IN TO SEE YOU SOON!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Ahem.

*clears throat*

*vocal exercises*

*deep breath*

VETO!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Happy birthday grumpy pants

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Aw, thanks chaps!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You're welcome!
Thanks for the gaz, btw :D
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Happy birthday Wookiee
you are all of the awesome.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:40, Reply)