The fact that you
are the prince of darkness, lord of the underworld and the anti-christ makes you a cunt.

Being middle class, well, that's fine by me, I take it you know how cutlery works and you chew with your mouth closed and occasionally eat at the dining table rather than on the sofa.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's hurtful
I would've hoped that it was my cuntish behaviour that would make me a cunt, rather than a number of positions that I (allegedly) hold.

Those are 3 things that I can be proud to say are true. I also own a piano. It's in the kitchen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)

We've got a piano too
it's in the dining room section of our knocked through Lounge/Diner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

He pronounces it pee-ar-noe

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

it's not a pee-ar-noe
it's a claarinaart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

^^^^^^^
THIS!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

We have a piano in the dining room
except we call it the pianoforte.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)