Riddle me this
I'm middle-class, my parents are middle-class, I have a masters in engineering, am an engineer, reasonably well paid and own (part of)my own house.

does this automatically make me a cunt? Does the fact that I actually quite like it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:06, 40 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The fact that you
are the prince of darkness, lord of the underworld and the anti-christ makes you a cunt.

Being middle class, well, that's fine by me, I take it you know how cutlery works and you chew with your mouth closed and occasionally eat at the dining table rather than on the sofa.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)

that's hurtful
I would've hoped that it was my cuntish behaviour that would make me a cunt, rather than a number of positions that I (allegedly) hold.

Those are 3 things that I can be proud to say are true. I also own a piano. It's in the kitchen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)

We've got a piano too
it's in the dining room section of our knocked through Lounge/Diner.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

He pronounces it pee-ar-noe

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

it's not a pee-ar-noe
it's a claarinaart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

^^^^^^^
THIS!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

We have a piano in the dining room
except we call it the pianoforte.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)

"Being a cunt makes you a cunt."
Sartre
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I have a cunt.
Does that make me a cunt?
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)

And WHAT a cunt it is

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Why thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

Boo-Yah!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

It's the nicest thing a man has said to me in a long time.
*hugs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

My family has a coat of arms,
And an ancestral home.

Does that automatically make me a cunt?
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Is the coat of arms bats rampant on a field of black?
Is the ancestral home a spooky castle?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

It's got lots of turrets
and a thick door to stop the villagers getting in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

easily ripped aside curtains though
and plenty of things that can be made to look like religious symbols
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)

^ This
You are Peter Cushing and I claim my five pounds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)

No, by coat of arms
he means the white one with the arms that fold all the way round.
Mummy keeps it for when he's naughty.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I prefer
the ones made of leather myself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I really want to put him in a straight jacket now
I reckon it'd be dead entertaining.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

This is exactly right.
:(

I'm still not a vampire though, despite this.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

LIAR!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)

You saw me in the sunlight though.
At your house.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

It was raining

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

So?

( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

It was raining blood.
and then there were all those frogs.

So either you're a vampire, or Vipros was nearby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I blame Vipros.
Those frogs were lovely.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

They were a bit crunchy for my liking.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

:(
You aren't meant to eat the bones.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Doh!
I'm all of teh silly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Did the come out with minimal blood?

( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

hey!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

My extended family
has this as well, so am I a cunt as well?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)

You were a cunt before I knew all of that anyway
so yes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

valuable input as usual
thanks :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

No problem love
I've just spent 4.5 hours learning about sterilisation of instruments, so am taking a break to piss about on the net under the guise of making a power point presentation on Coupage
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

instruments my fanny
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I wish, but I'd go for my womb instead anyway
aint no mini me's coming out of there thanks all the same.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)