I can't think of anything worse that this^
Maybe once, I heard of a guy who dislocated his hip playing football. It was a tournament of some kind so there were medical staff on hand to 'pop it back in'... unfortunately one of his balls had slipped into the socket prior to 'popping'

*cups balls protectively*
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's not true is it
it sounds horrific, but your testicles can't slip up inside you and into your hip socket.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I can't remember where I heard it... probably the pub to be honest
But I believe the force of the 'pop' meant that the ball, which was hanging down to the side, was overlapped as such by his thigh. If that makes any sense at all?

Truely the worst thing i've ever heard but it does smell a little fishy
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Lies, I'm afraid.
At least, that's what Snopes says.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Hooray for Wookiee
*unwinces*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah that sounds rather familiar
Whew, I can start playing football again without my cup on
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

You can give it back to the girls.

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*Returns soiled cup*
Cheers for that!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

*whimpers*
*assumes fetal position*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)