Yes.
Of course there is. Don't mind these people.
Everything you've been told is true. *pats head*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Phew
Also, sometimes you can be so good at the sex that girls aren't ready for round two for several years, right? Right?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

This is also true.
Sometimes, round one is so mind-blowingly amazing, girls believe that ever having a round two may cause them to implode from sheer pleasure, and so prefer not to have a round two at all, so that they can better remember round one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

She's right
Only reason I haven't put my head in the oven!

That, and because it's electric.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I knew it!
In your face, Citizens Advice Bureau!

'Inappropriate conduct' my arse!

Still, that ban expires in a month so I can rub it in their faces!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Careful
Rubbing it in their faces could lead to another ban.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

It's ok
I've bought a balaclava. Lets see them pick me out of a line up a second time!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)