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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For those of you that have signed up
I've changed the date of my birthday bash to coincide with International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th of September.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
I'm busy that day.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)
What makes you think I want to spend pirate day with you?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)
does this mean you will finally jizz in my eye?
*dons shin pads*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Whaddya mean finally?
you've been together a few weeks now, I assumed that formality had already taken place
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)
I'm saving myself.
I can't bestow the precious gift of my virginity on just anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)
Ocular virginity
gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)
well, in my right eye, yeah.
My left eye is a skanky ho of an eye.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)
Ha, I knew it.
My right eye is less virtuous than my left when it comes to such matters.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Can we amputate your leg
as well? I think you need to be authentic pirate
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)
I've already told CHCB that I'd do this

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)
Awesome
I'll bring my hacksaw
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)
It is a little known fact that pirates also have their dicks hacked off
when they join the, er, Piracy.
*brings teeny tiny hacksaw*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
is it
a junior junior one?

Also I can verify that FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)
It is said and so it shall be.
It's the hacksaw they used on Action-Man so that there would no bulge in his blue pants.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
I saw action man before the op though
and V makes him look like Ron Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

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