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The 8034th day since Captain V left his mother's cunt

We will be celebrating my 22nd birthday a few days early so that a) the bash isn't midweek and b) it coincides with talk like a pirate day. It'll almost certainly be in London but I'm not sure where or exactly what time yet.

It'll be at the Yorkshire Grey.

Dressing up and silliness is encouraged but is in no way required.

ARRRRRR!


Sat 19 Sep 2009, 19:00

The Yorkshire Grey

The 8034th day since Captain V left his mother's cunt

Going: Captain V, fuck shit up, Cawl, crackhouseceilidhband, wellgroomedwookiee, G/PP, bill, TGB, girlinthehole, rosalicious, Herr Doktor Lemminge, Devil_In_Tights, mistaspakkaman, Axai, chickenlady, Labia Majora, I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas, tootired (18 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)
Wouldn't miss it for the world

especially if there's pictures :)


(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)
Of what?

The bash or my Mum's cunt?


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)
Your arrival in the world of course

cunt pics are always a bonus. You can gaz me pics of your cock at the South pole later.


(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
haha tough luck

I'm coming


(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)
You're no substitute for Clendrix

=[


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
I was planning on coming down to London in September so this weekend is as good a weekend as any.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)
Caaat Face!

He's got a big cat's face!
He's got the body of a cat, and the face of a cat!
And he flies through the air, 'cause he's got a cat face,
CAT FACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)
That song always makes me happy

It's probably a bit sad really.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This should be in Bristol

so that I don't have to traipse over to London, and also then we could all do the guided pirate walk round the harbour, yarrrrrrrr.

I intend to dress as a Somalian.


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:30, Reply)
It's still going to be in London

Just need to decide on a pub that's pirate friendly.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)
Can you decide which pub as soon as possible.

I will book my hotel near the pub then.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:04, Reply)
Where are we staying, Catface?

I presume you've booked us into a luxury 5* hotel as opposed to some Finsbury Park flea-ridden knocking shop because we've missed the last train to your parents' place?


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Yeah, why not.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:13, Reply)
Hooray!

Will your charming other half be attending also?


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:12, Reply)
Oh you utter twat.

Why would you coincide your party with my mrs'


(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:34, Reply)
because you're a terrible penis

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)
That's the day I arrive.

I better be making friends rather than meeting weirdos off the internet :(


(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:59, Reply)
haven't been to a b3ta meet in ages

so i shall pop along to this one and say hi :)


(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Oooooo

Money's tight, but a train ticket and a few pints are within budget!


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Totally might come and troll this.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Totally might give you a hand

(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:38, Reply)
Bash photos

can be found here.


(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

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