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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my brain is not working at all this morning
I'm basically sat here staring at my screen with a slack jaw.

What can I do to get the old grey matter firing again?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:03, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Use a long stick
You can stuff it down your ear to poke at your brain to wake it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)
Damn
I was going to suggest this :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Put your hand in your pocket and start plucking your pubes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Get a gun
And start shooting. The noise and realisation that you've been avery bad person will soon get you thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Wake-Up-Juice.
Take a paper cup.
Over drawing pins pour equal measures of Photocopier toner-fluid and Toilet Duck.
Float a layer of Tipex on top.
Down in one.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)
mmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)
You might need to be
a soulless bloodsucking fiend for this to work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)
What?
A Midlander?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)
ITYM
Inland Revenue Auditor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Stop sucking the root and do some work

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

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