They've cunning
I had to be very careful all weekend. Crazy old Irish hags were offering me cider, sausages, pizza and party rings all weekend. I'm lucky my mummy told me never to accept treats from strangers.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

She evidently didn't tell you anything about wet and slippery tunnels.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

That tunnel was damn fun
Best part of the weekend!
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Are they really a stranger if they've already sucked your cock?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Depends whether or not you know their name

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I write my name on my forhead
then I can never be accused of having sex with strangers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Is it appropriate to scream out the username of the person fucking you
if you don't know their real name?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I think it's actively encouraged

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

You find out their username first?!

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)