Fer God's sake just go to bed earlier at night and then you won't be so tired in the morning.
Next problem I tackle will be global warming.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Dear BGB
I've noticed that the large quantities of fossil fuels I've been burning coupled with the massive deforestation which I undertook in the amazon basin in order to build homes, allow access to mineral deposits and graze cattle on poor quality grassland and my disdain for reuse of materials has lead to an increase in the concentration of carbon dioxide, methane and chloroflurocarbons in the lower atmosphere, this, in addition to this the large amount of water vapour released by my planes at the lower boundary of the stratosphere, has had an effect on the general temperature of the planet which is likely to lead to more unpredictable weather patterns globally along with potentially rising sea levels and a disruption of the gulf stream.

I'm concerned this may lead to angry wolves escaping from a zoo and attacking me and my friend while we try and get antibiotics from a beached oil tanker. What should I do?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'll ask Al Gore.
He seems to have his finger on the pulse.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)