The fear of zombie apocalypses.
I'm not kidding. I have horrific, realistic zombie apocalypse dreams at least once a week, and it always takes me ages to go back to sleep afterwards. Especially when in my dreams, the zombies always win.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The Zombies will always win in real life
all you can do is try and delay the inevitable and make death as quick and painless as possible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)

They're not getting me.
I have a plan. And a backup plan.

/Paranoia
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Your plan had better end up with you shooting yourself in the head
anything else is just the long slow suffocation of your soul as you watch everyone you've ever known trying to eat you BRAAAAIIIINNNZZZZZZ!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

That's more or less the backup plan.
I have faith in my first one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Google the zombie survival wiki
and read from it before going to bed. Before you know it you'll have a gun that fires chainsaws.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)

'gun that fires chainsaws'
Fucking genius! Where can I purchase one of these wonders of modern technology?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)