What are
You getting?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm guessing tongue bars
But hoping cock rings.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)

It would be a massive Woo & Yay
If it was cock rings!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I am sorry to tell you that my penis remains unperforated.
They don't make the rings small enough.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I was getting a selection of tongue bling,
and a couple of lip rings for "seeing how they look on" purposes so I can get an idea of placement.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Boo
You should get a cock ring, then you could get it out to show the girlies at the next bash.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

...and be unable to have a wank for, like, three months.
THREE MONTHS!

I'd die.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Ah ha
So you looked into it then!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

If you can call asking your housemate looking into it,
then yes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

What
Did he get his done?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Your amusement is very amusing.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Just goes to show
How behind the times I am.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

And why's that, eh? Eh?
Why?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Because
I've not been out in ages. :(

They're keeping me locked in the basement, help!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

*tuts*
Have you not being keeping up to date with your lovely friends?
Naughty Dok.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I was going to go out
On Friday, but then I remembered that I'm going to the Isle of Wight on Saturday, and I don't want to travel with a hangover.

Then I remembered Bill's bash, which I'm also in the Isle of Wight for, and these two things made me very sad :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

*sighs*
What are you like, eh?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Don't ask me
I don't know, do you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'm afraid cause of death
was a massive explosion we believe to have originated in the groinal area.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

PTSD all round.
"PINTS off the stuff... it was everywhere..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)