Artificial Sperm....a more likely explanation
The radio is full of news about Newcastle Uni's creation of artificial sperm.

I think what really happened is that one of the geordie techies found himself with the opportunity for some gentlemanly relaxation while in the lab. He deposited his little wrigglers in a test tube and forgot to clear up while in his post wank haze.

Next morning his results are discovered, and rather than own up, he sees the chance of a Nobel Prize. It just escalated from there.

So my question is.

Have you ever cracked one off at work? Only half a point if you did the deed in the bogs, 2 points if you were caught.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 7:51, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, I have
a few years ago, I was dating one of my co-workers, and they all went out to lunch and I had to stay in the office and he was sending me filthy texts.
I ended upm sending him a pic of me with my finger in a rather intimated place :D
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Your nose?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:53, Reply)

I get caught doing that
every day!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Sweet!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I've racked up a few dozen points then
Never been caught but had many an opportunity for one off the wrist at past jobs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

fuck yeah
boredom is the main instigator, as opposed to lust
i think i have probably racked up over 100 points

when i managed a shop, many years ago, i upped the ante and had full sex, several times, in the back shop (with my soon to be wife) whilst i was 'on my dinner', luckily i was the only person who worked in the shop.

and in the spirit of the board, why don't you all fuck off to your nearest cancer ward and rape a few patients you fucking cuntgobblers.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Artificial sperm?
Hooray!

*goes on murderous rampage killing all men*

*stops rampage*

*remembers she's afraid of spiders*

*remembers she has a spider catcher*

*remembers she quites like sex*

*remembers she quites likes sex with women*

*goes back to murderous rampage*
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:04, Reply)

*sad faces*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

You're at the top of my list sweet cheeks.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*double sad faces*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)