Dolphins are also the only animals that engage regularly in
Nasal sex.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How the jiggery whatsit...?
Diagrams please... Unless you're Gerard Depardieu it sounds extremely difficult.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)

A dolphin has one nostril.
It's called a "blow hole".
Make more sense now?
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Ah, gotcha
Sorry for being so slow... I'd have to meet one of those suckers with a cold.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)

You'd HAVE to?
Why, more mucus = more lube?
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I thought you were going to go with
Only other animals to have sex for pleasure
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Pigs and Bonobos.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Not together of course

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Pigs have
45 minute orgasms
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

And a curly penis.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Have you seen male pigs?
You'd need a very good reason to shag one if your a female pig.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

that's a hell of a saturday night

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

On the other hand...
...they get killed, chopped up and served with mash.

Plus humans in their almost infinite inventiveness have managed to discover brewing, distilling and have devised the Strip Club.

I've never seen a pig strip... Actually, I'm from Colchester so that isn't quite true.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Bonobos
Females also do it for a share in the meat from hunts. Possibly the only animal prostitutes?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Humans are animals.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah bonobos are primates too yadayadayada.
You know what I mean. Barber.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

You haven't met TGB have you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)