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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Late answersMissed some good questions on here, so I thought it would be easier to answer them in one go, see reply etc.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:27,
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answersWhen have you last done something you should have thought better of?
Having several thousand pounds to renovate my house, buying a new kitchen, bathroom, wooden floor and several large appliances. I had a house cluttered with everything for nigh on two years because I forgot my DIY skills are non-existant. The day the kitchen arrived, I ripped out the old cabinets, so our kitchen comprised of the sink unit and about 2ft of worktop.
What have you learned today?
I used the alarm on my phone to wake me up this morning. I picked it up to turn it off and inadvertantly pressed the snooze button instead, I then laid back down with the phone in my hand, which ended up close to my ear. I have learnt that when the alarm goes off again when I'm half asleep, I jump out my skin and make an involuntary noise that amuses my wife no end
What do you do with 24hrs to live
Maybe set about any rowdy neighbours with a blunt object. Then rapey funtime as someone else mentioned. However, I don't think it'd be rapey because there would be a hell of a lot of barely legal girlies that wouldn't want to die as a virgin. The onset of the apocalypse would bring about a lot of frantic outdoor sex. Though more realistically, I'd just want to spend the time as a big family get together.
Tattoos
Can't stand the fucking things. Saw a bloke earlier with one of those Celtic things up the back of his neck and over the top of his scalp. He was suffering from male pattern baldness and wasn't keeping his head shaved, so part of the tattoo would disappear behind his hair and then reappear on top of his head.
What am I reading
Working through my huge pile of New SCientist back-issues
What milestones have you reached recently?
Managed to get 2 shags and at least one blowjob everyday over the last week
What do you do when losing an argument?
Kick them in the shins, say "Fuck off" and run away laughing
Have you ever cracked one off at work?
When I was an 18yr student working at McDonalds on my break in an empty staffroom. However, my mate wins with relieving himself in the walk-in freezer. Oh, nearly forgot, also when working for an internet portal a few years ago, I said I'll be staying behind after work so I could get a report finished, when in fact the only reason I stayed behind was so I could wank into my boss's cafetiere
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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Oh, ok then, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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He still hadn'thad the pleasure of a lady doing it, so he was probably knew some tricks for all occasions.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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Who?(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38,
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Hardly, where's the hyperlinks?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28,
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