Beer
and hookers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Porn
You forgot the porn!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Depends
what kind of porn it is. No horses.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)

You have hookers, why do you need porn?
I forgot blackjack, you NEED blackjack
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I can't play it.
But I could look at it and polish the cards and look like I know what I'm doing.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

This is true
Blackjack is a must. But if you're doing blackjack, then all the accompaniments must be there too - dealer in a tux, oil barons with trophy wives, the ice bitch queen with a cigarette in a holder and the desperate man throwing away his lifes savings to make things right.

I only mentioned the porn as sometimes it's better than the hookers.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

You must have really shit hookers, or be into illigal porn.
One or the other.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Hey, they're all getting paid for sexy tiem.
The difference is the porn stars can afford to get their roots and nails done.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)