On Friday I get paid with my new, off-probation rate.
Next week I am off work. What do you recommend I spend money on?
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:08, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooh!
Have my garden rotovated and turfed!

Only £500.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:11, Reply)

I can't do it myself
but will despatch slaves to do it for you. For a small fee of £500.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Euphanisum?
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

A bear
Living. Preferably grizzly.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:12, Reply)

I could train it, like in Red Alert!
Reminds me, we must versus sometime.

And ride on its back like a huge vicious horse.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)

cravats
loads of them
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

I am a lady!
What would I do with cravats?
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

have this one
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21120329&ref=sc_22
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I likes.
Would look good with a corset.

And a man in a frock coat. Yes.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Agreed.
I'd quite like to have this
www.clockworkcouture.com/?q=node/82

I'm obsessed* with this whole steampunk thing.

*will most likely last about 5 days
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Eeeeees nice! /Borat
I don't have a steampunk thing. I just like men in frock coats.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

aye
I'd piss myself if a guy walked into a bar round here wearing one
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)

I have instructed a certain man
to buy one. I r evil.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I need a man to instruct.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)

This one does whatever I say.
It's magical.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

What sort of magic IS this?!
I may employ a man to do whatever I want.
That'd be nice.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

You should, it's fun.
Of course, it's entirely within reason; but a certain tone of voice helps. Which my lady boss used on me today much to my surprise!
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Beer
and hookers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Porn
You forgot the porn!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Depends
what kind of porn it is. No horses.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)

You have hookers, why do you need porn?
I forgot blackjack, you NEED blackjack
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I can't play it.
But I could look at it and polish the cards and look like I know what I'm doing.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

This is true
Blackjack is a must. But if you're doing blackjack, then all the accompaniments must be there too - dealer in a tux, oil barons with trophy wives, the ice bitch queen with a cigarette in a holder and the desperate man throwing away his lifes savings to make things right.

I only mentioned the porn as sometimes it's better than the hookers.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

You must have really shit hookers, or be into illigal porn.
One or the other.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Hey, they're all getting paid for sexy tiem.
The difference is the porn stars can afford to get their roots and nails done.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

A bath tube of Seriously Strong Spreadable... the cheese.
And something delicious to dip it in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

OH GOD, I'VE GOT A EUPHANISUM FOR DINNER !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

*noms*
Tasty.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Pay a troupe of midgets to leap around you, scattering fivers in your path wherever you may go.
V may even be available.

Because I'm so much taller than him.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I'm liking this.
As long as I get to keep the fivers and spend them on sherbet lemons.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

BUY ME A TREE.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Please.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

buys Kaol
a twee
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Why do you wish to have a tree
Mr Kaol? One needs to satisfy the auditors.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Dunno really.
Maybe for fruit.
Or hiding behind, if the pot had wheels.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)