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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah motherfuckers
I've got my new BIKE!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:50, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
NEEDS MOAR COWBELL

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)
It has a small bell
Which tickled me greatly as I left the shop.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I'm so pleased it has a bell :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)
where are the playing cards?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)
The what?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)
D:
didn't you ever pin a playing card to the spokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)
Yeah, where's the spokie dokies as well?
No bike is complete without them
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)
and motherfucking tassles

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
I keep the tassles on my nipples
where they belong
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
Spokey dokeys
are so last century.

This is what you're after.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
I had light up tire stem caps back in the day

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)
How were they powered?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
batteries
but, alas, they're illegal.

oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
Oooh pretty
I like those LEDs you get in the base of ghetto cars so it looks like it's floating on a beam of blue light.

I'm pretty gangster myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
It's lovely, al.
Have you thought about putting ribbons on the handlebars? It'd make it look a little less gay.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
Needs a wicker basket too.
To carry the kittens in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
Nice wheels, boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)
Now this is a bike!
www.marin.co.uk/2009/bikedetail.php?ModNo=3930-1F

Oh yes
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)
Now that's a sexy looking bike
even if it is a girls bike
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Phwoar!
I'm considering a Marin for my next bike. But still desperately in love with my Hardrock. *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)
did you not
have enough money left to buy the pedals?

you vibrating pissflicker...
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)
but it ain't got an engine...
which means it's a girl's bike.
is all.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, Reply)
Well I like it <envious>
Tell them all to piss off. Or let them see you go through red lights as they wait in their cars.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:34, Reply)

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