Becky's leaving
is it too soon to start singing "Ding dong the witch is dead!"??
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:21, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Never too soon
It'll motivate us all to kill her sooner.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)

What, you?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)

What me what?

( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah you
But only if you dropped a house on her during a tornado.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Kill Becky.

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I didn't mean me personally
I'd struggle to kill anybody at the moment - I'm so unfit :( I was practically dead after two hours of training on Tuesday.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You just need an energy boost.
*hands over candy floss and dr pepper*
*runs away*
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

That kind of stuff doesn't seem to make my hyper
So your plan has failed!

*noms*
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Oh noes! I've wasted a whole can :(
*licks it off*
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

u iz well fit tho', buff tings'n'dat.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

i havent left yet you cunt
My mp3 player needs charging for half an hour
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

wouldn't have been any point in doing it when you aren't here would there now?
bucket-cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Quick! Quick!
A bucket of water and hurry!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

"I'm leaving today."

"Right, you lot are rubbish, I'm leaving NOW"

"Hang on, I've not gone yet..."


Good effort.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

why are you bring mean to me ONLINE? Wookie

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Those who are hurt, hurt others.
Poor Wooklers - do you feel sad about something?
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

He misses his hair
And is upset that it betrayed him by leaving for a younger head.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I'm flirting.
At primary school level, admittedly.

I thought you liked it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

No you're not, you're just being mean
I'm going now and I'm not coming back

til this evening
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I could engage the pandatron if you'd prefer?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

piss off

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

die merkin scum

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

quit playing games with my heart
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Fuck you, yanky doodle.
This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Oh, I replied to the wrong one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

You FAIL

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

CONCERNED FACE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Gutted.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Oh man, I didn't realise how hurtfull that was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:58, Reply)

It cuts like a knife,
Doesn't it?
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

You know that Johnny Cash song, hurt?
It hurts THAT much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)

That Johnny Cash COVER song? Yes I do.
That's a lot of hurt, man.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Yeah', loads of people have covered it.
I like his origional the best though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I'm not gonna rise to this.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I have absolutly no idea what on earth you're talking about.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)

*wonders whether gonz seriously thinks that johnny cash did the original*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)

My flatmate SAD FACED when I heared a morrisy song he was playing and went "Oh man, I didn't know he covered TaTu".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)

that's good though
morrisey is fucking shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

HA
it wasn't meant for you anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Gyms eh?
PJM's gonna have a fucking heart attack.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)

This board has gone to utter shit
Not helped by Beckyjsbx turning into a sort of tesco-value JMG.

Good riddance.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)

And your contribution has made it better how?
You daft prick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Oh dear...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Waahhhh Waaahhhh
if you don't like it make it better or shut up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You make a valid point.
I do hope that she finds nothing but Health, Wealth and Happyness in her new found life, but agree, if she didn't make a martyer out of herself, then she might be able to return.

I don't know if I can forgive her, personaly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)