"they're all winners"
You have to say that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"they're all special"
because their mummies said so.

That said I bet even the guys with no legs could run the 100m faster than me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)

how are you press ups going?
I'm in week two and it's going ok
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I got to the end of week 4 and I was seriously stuggling
as well as losing motivation, so I've gone back to week 3 again and started doing them slower, which is much harder, but probably better for me. The mrs is very impressed with my arms so far.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Is push-ups code
for wanking?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

yeah, we're doing a programme that eventually allows you to crack off 100 times in a row
without stopping
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Amateurs.
Wookiee does that every Sunday afternoon.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Sunday
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I imagine he wishes this were true.
Or maybe it is and that's why he complains he's so busy at work.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

good stuff
I imagine I'll get to a similar point. finding it hard to fit them in, because I end up aching every other day from swimming and surfing anyway, so the last thing you want to do is about 50 press ups
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah, I was really motivated at first
now I keep forgetting until I've had my dinner, and then I really don't want to do them so I end up doing them the next morning.

I can now do three whole chin ups though, which is three more than I used to be able to do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I've never really found anything that looks robust enough to take my weight for chin ups
although I weigh less now and am stronger, so maybe it's worth a go.

my best achievement recently has been swimming about 2/3 of the pool underwater.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

This thing here
is your friend.

Although if you have soft plasterboard walls it won't work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

my house was built when people knew how to build them
and so is entirely made from bricks which is nice. I saw an advert for those the other day. does it not look like it might rip your doorframe off?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I thought that
but it does work, I weigh 15 stone and a bit and the only thing it has done is damamged the plaster slightly above the doorframe.

I'm going to get my mad DIY SkillZ on it and put two small pieces of steel plate in order to spread the pressure over a larger area.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

that's cool
I've managed to get down to a svelte 14st, which I consider isn't too bad for someone 6'2 and who is actually big-boned (in more ways than one. laydeez)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)