YAY and WHOO!!!
I win, I win, I win!!!

I think that's the 1st time I've won anything, ever!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:31, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's cool, nice one!
Though now you owe us all clicks.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)

it's a hollow victory
I clicked without reading it. I bet it doesn't get newslettered.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)

man, you're more of a buzz kill
than Buzz Killington
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I fucking hate Buzz Killington
he's always pissing on my chips
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Stop leaving them in the urinal then.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

That's what I thought.
It's a shame really, I bet it was a good story, it's just bad that he actually cheated to get his place.

Never mind, maybe he can win something on his own merit next time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Its not really cheating
I was just making people aware of my effort just in case they missed it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

thrilling!
what will you do now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Dunno
I may just quit while I'm on top
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I suggested the QOTW.
You won it.
That makes you my bitch.
GET IN THE CUPBOARD.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Be nice.
It makes it a victory for OT.
We're all winners. Like in the paralympics.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Nobody's a winner in the paralympics.
Even if you get a gold, you're still crippled.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:41, Reply)

"they're all winners"
You have to say that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

"they're all special"
because their mummies said so.

That said I bet even the guys with no legs could run the 100m faster than me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)

how are you press ups going?
I'm in week two and it's going ok
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I got to the end of week 4 and I was seriously stuggling
as well as losing motivation, so I've gone back to week 3 again and started doing them slower, which is much harder, but probably better for me. The mrs is very impressed with my arms so far.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Is push-ups code
for wanking?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

yeah, we're doing a programme that eventually allows you to crack off 100 times in a row
without stopping
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Amateurs.
Wookiee does that every Sunday afternoon.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Sunday
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I imagine he wishes this were true.
Or maybe it is and that's why he complains he's so busy at work.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

good stuff
I imagine I'll get to a similar point. finding it hard to fit them in, because I end up aching every other day from swimming and surfing anyway, so the last thing you want to do is about 50 press ups
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah, I was really motivated at first
now I keep forgetting until I've had my dinner, and then I really don't want to do them so I end up doing them the next morning.

I can now do three whole chin ups though, which is three more than I used to be able to do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I've never really found anything that looks robust enough to take my weight for chin ups
although I weigh less now and am stronger, so maybe it's worth a go.

my best achievement recently has been swimming about 2/3 of the pool underwater.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)

This thing here
is your friend.

Although if you have soft plasterboard walls it won't work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

my house was built when people knew how to build them
and so is entirely made from bricks which is nice. I saw an advert for those the other day. does it not look like it might rip your doorframe off?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I thought that
but it does work, I weigh 15 stone and a bit and the only thing it has done is damamged the plaster slightly above the doorframe.

I'm going to get my mad DIY SkillZ on it and put two small pieces of steel plate in order to spread the pressure over a larger area.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

that's cool
I've managed to get down to a svelte 14st, which I consider isn't too bad for someone 6'2 and who is actually big-boned (in more ways than one. laydeez)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Well done on winning.
But I got TWO on there. Two on best of. Smokin'.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Ok this may massively surprise
you all as I am INCREDIBLY lean and sexeh but I've never actually been to the gym! Who would have thought it!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)

*does push-ups on Badger*

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I like the sound of this.
Are you by any chance wearing that silky negligee that Applebite had on yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I like the sound of this as well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'm wearing a full body suit
with strategic holes.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

One on your face
and the other on your belly button.

Your two favourite places for gallons of spunk.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

From Badger?
*braces self*
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)

SHe's the spunkiest of all the animals

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's like a tidal wave

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I'm touching myself at the thought of that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I have to insist
people wear scuba tanks after an unfortunate drowning back in 2006
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

At least they went out happy

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I've never wanted you more

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)

It's a joy complete.

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)