Don't have a problem with Cedric, just the sparkly vampire book.
Stubble is wonderful until it turns your face itchy and red :(

Alex Zane. Yes please.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:44, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

sparkly vampire book?
This is a terrible revelation.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Ooooooooooh
Pale, tall? Let me cover you in glitter and I can have my very own THING to play with...


God. Real b3tans are meeting me tomorrow. Real ones, not just AA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Ooo!
Who are you meeting?
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Manchesterbash.
Gonna be awesome.
And turns out I come back from my jollies in time for the mid-week DG bash!
Can't remember what time though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Huzzah!
Am most jealous and will try to make it to the London bash on the 25th :) need to meet more b3tans. We need photos!
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, Reply)

I think I'm off on Holidays (again) then
but if not I want to go.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Come and seeeeee us.
It will be fun and I want to buy you a pint.

Am in London next weekend for super happy fun time in Regents Park and Camden :)
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)

It's a question of if I'm here or not :(
But I will try.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

So will I - am not 100% certain I can make it yet.
I also have a tendency to hug all bashgoers when leaving.
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)

You can fuck RIGHT OFF.
I hate glitter.
It's right near the top of my List Of Hates.
Along with public swimming pools, sand and polar bears.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:51, Reply)

A public swimming pool, filled with glittery sand
With a polar bear as a life guard.


My daddy told me polar bears used to live in Switzerland until it got too hot and they moved up and I believed him for years :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I found it easy reading
which after not having time for more challenging stuff like the Glass Books and the Dream Eaters (a favourite of mine) meant I enjoyed it because I was able to escape for a few hours without having to concentrate too hard. But they weren't very well written I agree.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

I'm not going to get started on Twilight
because I can rant for hours (purple prose, anti-feminist, fucked up relationship, rape of vampire lore).

Sergei Lukanyenko's vampire books FTW.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

ah well I'm not trying to get into a debate
cos in all honesty I don't really care about all that crap - they were just a good escape when I needed one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Nah, I'm not trying to start one. It's got me into trouble before.
I'm all for literature to escape into :)
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Trying to think of more crushes.
White-glassed Russians.
:(

Oh, and Vladimir Putin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

For some reason
Russell Brand.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, Reply)

*bokes*
Yeauch.

*quietly*Noel Fielding.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:55, Reply)

I know he's dirty and wrong.
Ooo. Potty reminded me of one earlier. James May.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Andy Marr
*wins the weird people to fancy competition*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:57, Reply)

*delves into the strange recesses of her brain*
I wouldn't mind a go on Yahtzee.
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)