Thank Fuck It's Friday
Hello OT

The more observant ones among you will have noticed it is indeed Friday. Those that are being let out from your various caves/mental homes/prison share your lovely weekend plans.

My housemate is having a BBQ tomorrow so I am going to that seeing as it is at my house. I am also going to try and learn how to play poker and then probably get my ass kicked and lose all my chips. Ooh and I'm cooking fajitas tonight :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:28, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tonight my band is playing a gig
tomorrow I am going with my parents and my ladyfriend to chichester where my grandparents are celebrating their 65th wedding anniversary.

after that I am coming home and getting really stoned.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:32, Reply)

Hen/stag/hag weekend.
And I'm the Maid of (Dis)Honour (although this time I'm not going home with a midget).

So,
Friday: clean my house before guests arrive.
Saturday: find nice dress somewhere in wardrobe, take bride-to-be to Banksy exhibtion, afternoon tea and posh cocktails, meet up with stags for dinner, drink moar.
Sunday: extensive hungover brunch.

Good luck with the poker. You have beginner's bewilderment as your advantage. Play erratically and that'll confuse them.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:34, Reply)

"although this time I'm not going home with a midget"
You not taking V then?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:35, Reply)

He's busy this weekend, some kind of gnome convention.
But I have a similarly-themed event lined up for him soon.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Poker
beginner's luck is a right bitch to the experienced player. If you haven't played before you are almost certainly going to win.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:36, Reply)

HURRAH!
*practices poker face*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:38, Reply)

*pokes her face*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:41, Reply)

What you poking me with!
It's very small
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Yes, it's my penis
:(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:47, Reply)

I'll buy you a
sweedish penis pump for Christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)

What'll I get for my birthday?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

When is it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Three weeks before Christmas.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I'll get you
some viagra
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

and a copy of
Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: It's my bag baby! ?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Hahaha!
I'm such a sucker for those films.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)

I'm such a sucker for those films.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

nice use of strikethrough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Check the bottom of this thread.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

the best tip I can give you is to try to ask as few questions as possible
particularly keeping track of the amount that you need to bet to stay in. It makes the game much smoother and more enjoyable for all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:41, Reply)

As few questions as possible?
You don't know me very well do you? Look there's two already!

In all fairness it will be me, two mates and my very patient other half so they are all used to my INANE QUESTION ASKING AHAHAHAHAH!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Well now you come to ask....
Yes
Maybe
No
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)

in that case, have this advice
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

erm... ok
I'm going to stick with yelling "POKER" whenever I show my cards.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Also:
only show your cards if you're called. Never show them at the end of a hand just because you've finished.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Oh yeah then people
will know if I've been bluffin innit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

BEST VIDEO EVAR!!!111!1ONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTmOOvigJY
(bill, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Hopefully
I'm going for a drink with Clendrix after work, then getting a coach to Wales.
No idea what I'm up to in Wales.
Then coming home on Sunday night.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

SHAGGING
You disgust me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

This may not be true.
A gentleman never likes to assume.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

that's because assumption is the brother of all fuck ups

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:55, Reply)

that's because assumption ym is the mbrother of all fuck ups
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

what you have done there is make it look I should be saying that ym is the mother of a fuck up
which is true


well done you

*claps slowly*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Fully intentional.
Have some maize.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

score!
that's going to be my new way of saying well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

you're a-maize-ing

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I almost wrote that, but thought better of it
fortunately however, you have much lower standards than I ;-)


and yes, yes I am
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)