Poker
beginner's luck is a right bitch to the experienced player. If you haven't played before you are almost certainly going to win.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

HURRAH!
*practices poker face*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:38, Reply)

*pokes her face*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:41, Reply)

What you poking me with!
It's very small
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Yes, it's my penis
:(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:47, Reply)

I'll buy you a
sweedish penis pump for Christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)

What'll I get for my birthday?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

When is it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Three weeks before Christmas.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I'll get you
some viagra
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

and a copy of
Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: It's my bag baby! ?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Hahaha!
I'm such a sucker for those films.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)

I'm such a sucker for those films.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

nice use of strikethrough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Check the bottom of this thread.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

the best tip I can give you is to try to ask as few questions as possible
particularly keeping track of the amount that you need to bet to stay in. It makes the game much smoother and more enjoyable for all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:41, Reply)

As few questions as possible?
You don't know me very well do you? Look there's two already!

In all fairness it will be me, two mates and my very patient other half so they are all used to my INANE QUESTION ASKING AHAHAHAHAH!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Well now you come to ask....
Yes
Maybe
No
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)

in that case, have this advice
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

erm... ok
I'm going to stick with yelling "POKER" whenever I show my cards.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Also:
only show your cards if you're called. Never show them at the end of a hand just because you've finished.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Oh yeah then people
will know if I've been bluffin innit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTmOOvigJY
(bill, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)