In the new Court of Off Topic
where the new queen isn't quite sure if she wants her crown, what title will you bestow upon yourself, or each other?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:45, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me: Pope of Chilli Town
Everyone else: Mucky boot-scrapings
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Noel McEbootscrapings.
It has a certain ring to it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I've been staring at this for five minutes.
I only just got it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

*pats on head*
Mainly because it was rubbish.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Oh, ok.
That makes me feel better.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

The patronising
or the quality of my post?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Erm, I hadn't noticed the patronising.
So the quality of the post.

But now you've pointed it out, I'm rather outraged. *is outraged*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

*pats on head*
There there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Vipros
Surely this should also include "And Keeper of the Royal Seal"?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Noel
Petite Penis Poker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Heheh
Now that I like.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

For Al
The Viscount Of VD
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Sir Fred of West
King of the cadavers
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I haven't been awake long enough for my imagination to kick in.
Will someone think of one for me please?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Duchess Applebite
of the Duchy of Drummers
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Why drummers?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

..
Applebite: Queen of the Poles
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I like this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Why not?
It was going to be that or air conditioning. My imagination has taken extended leave. I think it's currently residing somewhere in the nearest bottle of Glenfiddich, the posh git.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I like guitarists,
Not drummers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

In that case
You can have the Duchy's (Duchies?) of both Guitarists and Drummers. With the drummers being naturally subserviant.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

good move
drummers aren't good for much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Hitting things.
That's about it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Pot Mändöon
Leader of the resistance against small coats.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Keeper of the Gnomes

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Duke
of puke
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

The Duke of Geriatria.
Royal Bed Tester and Sergeant of the Settee Guard..
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)