Surely
by being patient and waiting for someone to come along who DOES want this gives you a better chance of finding a quality fella? Either that or stalk them online and send them pm's with knitting patterns in them.

Tried mysinglefriend.com? Not tried it myself but a couple of friends who'd had trouble elsewhere said this site was great.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

And another thing.
My profile is quite humerous and straight forward about what I want and yet I have only been contacted by the most boring gits who really have nothing in common with me. WTF!
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Hmmm...
Gaz me a link to your profile and I'll give you an honest and frank opinion... If you dare :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

FFS.
Just ask her out and be done with it.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Heheh
I was trying to be helpful, not get my end wet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Sure, you say that NOW.
Now that I've blown your cover.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

If that's what you want to believe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

*sighs*
You know that's what Hitler used to say?
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

"Are my underpants dry yet Eva?" or...
..."Fancy a bit of Czechoslovakia this year?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I read knitting patterns as
"knifing patterns"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)