i like a bit of "kick" from tesco
people ask for single cabbies...? fucking hell, its like another world innit, i should be in on that shit.

there's a french bloke at work and he ses it like this...coooont. you coooont. i keep trying to make him say it for lulz. roz yoo ginger coooont weeear iz ma fooookin teee?

lolol some fucking bird come running out the co-op up slough yesterday shouting EXCUSE ME YOUVE NOT PAID FOR THAT. i fucking froze. hahahaha but it weren't me! yoots innit.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Haha, we're gonna have to do a runner to Marbaya, start up a new life by opening a jacket potato shop for ex-pats.
Yup, every night I get at least one "It's late, we're a couple of ladys out on the piss, please send someone safe.", or "I need someone to pick my mum up, please send a respectable driver" and loads of "Can you send us a driver who speaks greek/turkish/polish/whatever".

Hah, I should start up a website of people from loads of different accents saying "You cunt !". That would be awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

srs bznz plan right fucking there homie
someone should be taking minutes here.

i fucking rock at this off topic lark
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I reckon you should jump up for The Queen crown.
You'ld get my vote, but only because I know it would piss you off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)

i fucking rock pauly pops
im far too mean and cunty for these shores
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Sngglewugglez?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

>:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)